when i was in 2nd grade i got a cottonball stuck in my nose, i couldnt get it out and didnt want to go to the doc so i didnt tell anyone, so one day i was in 5th grade and i was blowing my nose and i felt this big pressure of something large in my nose and sure enough an ill greenish cottonball came out, it was gross, but everyone in my 5th grade remembered when it was stuck up in there in 3rd grade and loved it, haha, anyways funny story i thought
Chris King Headset Give Away
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TRUE STORY
I had a Saturn back when IAB and I were first dating. I was driving down the highway with the windows down when a bird hit the side of my car (or so I thought). The Turn (that's what we called the car) had those automatic seatbelts... well I turned to look and the bird had actually hit the seatbelt track and got its head caught in it. It was dead - but flapping around in the wind.
Feathers everywhere!
I had a Saturn back when IAB and I were first dating. I was driving down the highway with the windows down when a bird hit the side of my car (or so I thought). The Turn (that's what we called the car) had those automatic seatbelts... well I turned to look and the bird had actually hit the seatbelt track and got its head caught in it. It was dead - but flapping around in the wind.
Feathers everywhere!
black and tans are never consumed in ireland, for two very good reasons.
1 - the US BnT would use Bass, whereas no self-respecting irishman would ever spoil a guinness by putting anything in it, esp not an ENGLISH product.
2 - black and tans were also the derogatory term used to describe the ex WWI soldiers that England sent over to quell the uprising of 1912. they were called such because they didn't have the correct uniforms, but wore mismatched tan and black ones.
1 - the US BnT would use Bass, whereas no self-respecting irishman would ever spoil a guinness by putting anything in it, esp not an ENGLISH product.
2 - black and tans were also the derogatory term used to describe the ex WWI soldiers that England sent over to quell the uprising of 1912. they were called such because they didn't have the correct uniforms, but wore mismatched tan and black ones.
YES I HAVE THE LONGEST POST...I'm such a dork.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
morning with a purse full of money. She said she
wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking to the president of the Bank because, she
said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client
is always right), an employee took the woman to the
president's office. The president of the Bank asked
her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her
purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000."
The president was curious and asked her how she had
been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets. The president was
surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The woman
replied, "Well, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that
it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman
never batted an eye. She just looked at the president
and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000
that my testicles are not square."
"Done," the woman answered. "But given the amount of
money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come
back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as
a witness." "No problem," said the president of the
Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror
examining his testicles, turning them this way and
that, checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as
square and reassuring himself that there was no way he
could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that
the president's testicles were square. The president
confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
the day before.
Then the woman asked him to drop his pants so that she
and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was
happy to oblige. The woman came closer so she could
see better and asked the president if she could touch
them. "Of course," said the president. "Given the
amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head
against the wall. He asked the woman why he was doing
that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet
him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I
would be holding the balls of the President of the
Bank of Canada in my hands."
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
morning with a purse full of money. She said she
wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking to the president of the Bank because, she
said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client
is always right), an employee took the woman to the
president's office. The president of the Bank asked
her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her
purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000."
The president was curious and asked her how she had
been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets. The president was
surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The woman
replied, "Well, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that
it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman
never batted an eye. She just looked at the president
and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000
that my testicles are not square."
"Done," the woman answered. "But given the amount of
money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come
back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as
a witness." "No problem," said the president of the
Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror
examining his testicles, turning them this way and
that, checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as
square and reassuring himself that there was no way he
could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that
the president's testicles were square. The president
confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
the day before.
Then the woman asked him to drop his pants so that she
and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was
happy to oblige. The woman came closer so she could
see better and asked the president if she could touch
them. "Of course," said the president. "Given the
amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head
against the wall. He asked the woman why he was doing
that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet
him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I
would be holding the balls of the President of the
Bank of Canada in my hands."
This game will consume you!
http://www.teagames.com/bmx.php
http://www.teagames.com/bmx.php
my cat fell off the balcony to the sidewalk ~45' below, and survived unscathed.dexterq20 said:
why, it wont fit your bmx.wisc fr-rider said:BMXERS ARE BETTER AT STREET AND PARK RIDING THAN MOUNTAINBIKERS, A LOT BETTER.......
PS. I COULD REALLY USE A KING SET RIGHT NOW.
I once drove a semi for 350 miles on a perfectly straight road....at 20 mph....on ice.
Since biggins has DQ'ed himself I am here to reprezant the N to the C
When I first got out of college , I bought a Car and a Road bike . And I paid more for the Bike than the car.
never trust a hippie
Does Anyone Else Like Angelina Jolie??? She Has Enormous Lips!!!
I once gave a friend a tattoo...on the side of his head.
something interesting
(hehehe, get it??)
(hehehe, get it??)
wouldn't that be upforce?Happy said:
I have access to a truck with a hydraulic camper top. Inside the top is six PS2's with LCD screens and a plasma screen facing rearward.
Saturday night the Florida Gators finally beat the Florida State Seminoles in Tallahasse. This is absolutely not bike related, but I am still very very happy about this.
I can't believe Biggins posted twice in this thread.. DOH!
I can't believe Biggins posted twice in this thread.. DOH!
I live in the Mountains of Vermont. We get to mountain bike twelve months out of the year. :dancing:
I am not that difficult, I will take a 1 1/8"King Nothreadset in black please.
Damn, here in Hooland the DH/4X season will start again in may, that is 6 months of no riding!!!!! DAMN! that sucks!
Damn, here in Hooland the DH/4X season will start again in may, that is 6 months of no riding!!!!! DAMN! that sucks!
The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a six thousand year lease. 
When I was a kid I once broke a glass pitcher of orange juice over my bare foot.
Mmm...open wounds and citrus juice...
Mmm...open wounds and citrus juice...
i like to eat regurgitated foods
the video of the day---
http://mtracerz.com/movies/bike_hit.wmv
most interesting thing aboot me: i was born in my parents house in the middle of a blizzard that shut the NE down for a week: Blizzard of 78 reprezentin
http://mtracerz.com/movies/bike_hit.wmv
most interesting thing aboot me: i was born in my parents house in the middle of a blizzard that shut the NE down for a week: Blizzard of 78 reprezentin
corey_dcstreet said:
I hate you!! I hate the band that you like!!
I need one more Chris King Headset, I only have ONE!
Please?
Please?
Ooohhhhh....
I need Chris King headset...in Silver Please....Thank you.
That'd be sweet...
I need Chris King headset...in Silver Please....Thank you.
That'd be sweet...
I'm going to have turkey for dinner this thursday!
So I hit this guy over the head with a pool stick right....that's all I remember about that. Give me a headset!
I may be forced to move from the USA to Ireland if the BCIS doesn't approve my wifes adjustment of status application.
I had finals this week so I can go to college, get a job, and in the end all I want to do is ride my bike! But I crushed my lower headset cup!
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
did you know that in the whole of the uk there are only 14 other people with the exact same name as mine, and There are probably more people killed in yoghurt, cream, marshmallow and fluffy thing accidents each year then there are of people with my name.
also while out riding last weekend, i fell in a small river while trying to cross it, i was 10miles from home and it was a tad below freezing with very strong winds, now that was a fun experience.
also while out riding last weekend, i fell in a small river while trying to cross it, i was 10miles from home and it was a tad below freezing with very strong winds, now that was a fun experience.
I was riding my bike down a hill, i was going pretty fast, then the hill ended, and i was like, "What the Crap?"
I would like a chris king headset, but from what I understand a DK MPH is 1/4 the price and just as good.
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