[TN]

I used to have a cat. Now I have a Sea-cow-panda-cat.
"mek-ow"

 

[riderx]

The total number of miles ridden in this year's 24 hours of Snowshoe was 26,431.7

 

[DamienC]

My brother is five years younger than me. He and I were born at the exact same hour and minute of the day on our birthdays.

 

[marlopez]

when i wasin 6th grade my bmx bike was stolen from me by 2 gangsters when my friends and i were hanging out on the corner. ever since then ive been traumatized by those type of gangsters

 

[Beyr]

The majority of people in the world are idiots

 

[Bicyclist]

When it rains, turkeys look up and open their mouths so they "drown." They're pretty stupid.

EDIT: Oh yeah, my bike just got stolen out of my back yard when I was home. A nice guy found it at some jumps and turned it into the Police. I got it back and there was nothing wrong with it other than a slightly bent hanger.

 

[me89]

i have a friend whose name is anonomous.i think thats how you spell it. ohh and i suck at spelling so thats two things that are interesting. neaky:

 

[macmx]

Mmm... Chris King. I own two - gold...

 

[toddytoddtodd]

i live in santa cruz , where santa cruz bikes,snowboards, and skateboards started. also im pretty sure also whrere giro started.

 

[biketiger]

My Car has 220,000 miles on it and still gets 30 miles per gallon.

My roof rack is worth more than the car.
My XC bike is worth 4 times more than the car.
My Dh bike is worth 6 times more than the car.
My Road bike is worth 2.5 times more than the car.
My DJ'er is worth 3 times more than the car.

 

[HowlerMonkey]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[ibismojo]

houses in north carolina are hella cheap.

 

[ridecruz88]

milkkkk is gooddddd

 

[monkeyboy424]

i work in the bike department of a big sports store. we are requried to wear t-shirts that say the name of the store on them so that people know we work there. yet everytime i am at work, i will get at least a few people who ask if i work there. why are people so dumb?

also something that is interesting, i typed this sitting on the floor becasue my mom stole my chair. it was very difficult to type becasue i dont tupe goodly, and not being able to see the keys was a pain.

have a nice day

 

[Dirty]

my thumb and pinky on my left hand are double jointed

 

[scurban]

uhhhhh? Pretty good!

 

[say 10]

My God is a super-sized God

 

[Arm On Fire]

Down in central Florida for Turkey day (in-laws), cruising the main drag with the wife I read a sign for a hotel:

"Having an affair?

Do it here!"

I didn't have my camera, but man that is funny.

Has nothing to do with bikes, but I have 2 that are in desperate need of a new headset, my buddy who doesn't ride half as much as I do, has 2. Wheres the justice?
The weather in FL is so nice, but it sucks for riding in my opinion, the Northeast is where its at!

 

[Vulcan]

would be cool to win.

 

[Metroid]

I won't be placing an order with Catherine's...

 

[dexter]

im broke and need a new headset

 

[fuzzynutz]

here's something interesting:
There's no such thing as being double jointed

 

[Dr. Steth]

A long time ago I lived in South Africa... father's in the oil buis. My parents decided we would take a trip to Zimbabwe(sp?), then known as Rhodesia(sp?).
Just a year b/f we decided to vacation there, the Rhodesians had gone through a cival war. So some areas were still a little sketchy or "hot" when we got there.
We were told to stay at the resort and not to go out alone ie: drive around and look at wild life, without a guide. My father ignored that rule and decided we would do our own exploring.
We had mistakenly driven out of the park and before long, we were face down with another family, automatic weapons to the back of our heads. With the proper intensions my dad kept saying "we're americans,.. tourists"! They mistook it as "terrorist". Not good. To say the least it was becoming a hair-ball situation.
After a while with the "passport, Amercans..." thing, one of the guards, gorrilas etc.. noticed a pack of "Texans" (cigaretts) on the dash of the car. He became enamored with them. My dad motioned or offered the cigaretts to him. Imediatly the situation changed. The guard began praising and thanking, "oh thank you master, thank you..". It was weird, as if he'd brought them an exotic gift or something. Truly we were no longer a threat.
Soon after they let us go.
Gotta love them Texans.

 

[shocktower]

I have never felt so much pain as the loss of my 8 year old Alexa Drew Hightower ,Dam I wish it would go away .So Monkey`s here with kid`s love them lot`s cause one day they may be gone ,with the blink of an eye ,here the picture of her

 

[ahbrooks]

I got 3 flats this week, after not having gotten a flat in 4 months. arg.

ahb.

 

[True Alpentalic]

This is a very rapidly growing thread, why? We must like something about this one. Must be Chris King headsets, free stuff, or making goofy posts. I like all three. Hopefully that's interesting enough to make it into the drawing because I have to get back to homework now. Homework is bad though. I'll stop doing homework soon to have more time to save the world.

 

[jonbarrows]

There were 16 pies at our thanksgiving table this year for 22 people.
MMMMMMMMMM........PIIIIIEEEEEEEE
I really need a new headset, my current one has 5 bearings missing in the top and 7 in the bottom = not good

 

[BRacing]

im super-hardkore hucker im going pro next year and doin 15foot drops and stuff and want to know if a bullit is good for me and what color i should git are the 888 any good or just use a super monster cuz cris king sux.

-B

 

[Spunger]

I was born on Christmas eve 12/24/1981

 

[seand]

Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream. This was the only vegetable flavored ice cream produced.

 

[KleinMp99]

I got pulled over tonight. Not more than 2 minutes later when I drove to a spot to hang out, the same cop pulls up with another one. Wow I said....what the hell did I do now. Turns out that my friend who was sitting in his car next to me was following a kid for quite some distance, and the kid called the cops.

And my bday is 8/6/86 coolest bday ever!!!!!!!!!!! :love:

Its funny how all these people with under 50 posts pop out of the woodwork to enter the contests. Jerks.

 

[Jou]

I'm horribly ugly, and i have wicked hot girlfriend...thats weird and interesting.

 

[recidivist]

Woot.

 

[Yeti DHer]

Ever since I got a girlfriend, for some reason I never have any money or time to ride... doh!

 

[Clark Kent]

The best way to fight a system run by oil companies is to lose all the laziness.

 

[mandown]

what do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison?
... a small medium at large

 

[willyboy8576]

i didint know much about anything in life until one day i came upon this site called ridemonkey. it was the greatest site i had ever seen in all my years. and then one day they gave me a chris king head set and i loved it like no one else could ever love a head set.

 

[Kornphlake]

it wasn't until the 1970s that the extermination order, signed by governor Boggs in the early 20th century, was repealed, up untill this time it was legal to shoot a mormon on sight within the state of Illonois.

 

[Darkreaper]

My first ever cycling accident was at the age of 9. My family were camping, and I had taken my bike out on my own to cycle along some trails. I would up heading back to the site downhill along a gravel road, when a car began coming up the hill towards me. I was going fast, and the car didn't pull over, and I panicked. Swerved off the road, did a front flip over the handlebars and landed on the bonnet.

Funny bit? It was a police car ink: They took me back to my mum and I went out riding again the next day.

 

[lonewolfe]

You got a girlfriend now? Let's see some pictures. We need proof!!!! :dancing: