Is Lance finally busted?
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That's what I was assuming, and figured it was similar in principal to Roger Clemens case. Hmm, Tejas and PED fiends...Maybe Lance can play shortstop for the Astros if/when they ever drag Roger back to bump. If you're going to finish 40+ games out of 1st place in the division, might as well have fun with it. Maybe hand out free bobble-syringes to first 1,000 fans or something.
"what are you on?" 
His style was never to buy someone off but to threaten and intimidate people. Why spend money to purchase ones favor when you can buy lawyers to do your best to threaten ruin. Not hubris, asshole.
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you know what i'd love to do? go to a race that the uniballer is in, then when he passes by me, run after him with an IV bag full of red kool-aid yelling "lance stop you dropped this!"
Yeah, a lot of that, but with Floyd specifically, and Tyler later (he didn't spiral downhill as fast as Landis) I think hubris came into it.
If you look at what happened to Landis (the guy basically lost everything that was important in his life) it's really hard to bully someone who has nothing left to lose. Could have just been plain stupidity by Lance as well to not recognize that. But yeah, just a huge helping of asshole. More gaping than the goatse guy.
You know who really comes out of this looking great? Betsy Andreu, Walsh and Kimmage, and Lemond. Funny how life works out sometimes.
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no, lance definitely took that title.
If I was Lance I would take picture of my ass, and a pic of my bank statement. I would then charge a news outlet to publish it so that the whole world could kiss my ass...
lance's only honorable option at this point is seppuku
I have been a big LA supprter through the years...but he is losing me now...I still think his work with Livestrong is awesome, but wonder/worry where they will head now...
There are a lot of people who could start to lawyer up and ask for their money back.
I am so tired of riding about how he does good with Livestrong.
He doesn't seem to be the Board game type....
i saw this in another forum: http://www.outsideonline.com/fitness/Drug-Test.html?page=all. It describes what it's like to take all those drugs, both physically and mentally. I found it an interesting read.
How long before lance finds Jesus?
Shouldn't take long he lives in Texas I think that is where Jesus is from.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Lance+Armstrong+might+take+detector+test+lawyer/7388213/story.html
A lie detector test? But wouldn't he get all doped up with lie detector performance enhancing drugs to help him pass it?
A lie detector test? But wouldn't he get all doped up with lie detector performance enhancing drugs to help him pass it?
No, he'd just pay off the guy in charge of the test for the results he wanted. Sometimes, you need to stick with what you know.
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I thought it was a known fact that lie detectors don't really work.
I bought "Every Second Counts" for $1 this weekend. There is some priceless stuff in there, particularly with all this new stuff coming to light.
The thing that gets me is his whole "holier than thou" thing. The illusion was shattered for me years ago, but it really bugs me when you blatantly lie, use your money and position to destroy your detractors, and do it all from a high horse.
The thing that gets me is his whole "holier than thou" thing. The illusion was shattered for me years ago, but it really bugs me when you blatantly lie, use your money and position to destroy your detractors, and do it all from a high horse.
Or maybe just an asterisk added to the name of the building 
Lance Armstrong Pharmaceutical Building?You expected them to rename a whole building at the world campus or something?
Lance Armstrong Center for Doping?
Lance Armstrong center for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good so we give them dope.
Is it next to the Paterno Child Development center?You expected them to rename a whole building at the world campus or something?
gatorade & clif bars are the new gateway drugs...
no, it's not... i already asked a good friend of mine who is a pharmacist. she told me, that it's no problem getting some EPO, it's just, that it's f*ckin' expensive... a ten-pack EPO (dunno what the real measuring unit is, but it's for ten treatments) costs here in yurp ca. 500,-€... i guess i stay with viagra...
Sugar water and cardboard. I'd rather eat
Checking into the HGH here in Canada it doesn't seem hard to get and its not technically illegal for personal use. Same goes for juice here.no, it's not... i already asked a good friend of mine who is a pharmacist. she told me, that it's no problem getting some EPO, it's just, that it's f*ckin' expensive... a ten-pack EPO (dunno what the real measuring unit is, but it's for ten treatments) costs here in yurp ca. 500,-€... i guess i stay with viagra...
A few years back I was attending some marketing workshop. The speaker was talking about how he help a few doctors market themselves to parents who wanted their children to perform better in sports. I talked to the guy afterwards and it seemed that these doctors would give teenagers HGH so they would grow taller so they could be more successful in certain sports.
But remember kids, marijuana is bad. mmmkay.
But remember kids, marijuana is bad. mmmkay.
where they specialize in sphincter relaxation technique...
With the motto if you see something do not say something.
school uniform assless chaps.