You old softie...No, he would have taken the key right then at 2am if he was doing this right.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
You old softie...No, he would have taken the key right then at 2am if he was doing this right.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
I'm guessing either 1 and 4 or 2 and 3. Either option is plenty entertaining.well?? is it?
1.you're back together?
2.she pregnant?
3.she called you at 2am to let you know she just banged your best friend?
4.shes dead?
5.Laura came over and you two had great but violent sex?
Every now and then it's appropriate to keep your fantasies about other men's wives to yourself.5.Laura came over and you two had great but violent sex?
that would be the demise of ridemonkeyEvery now and then it's appropriate to keep your fantasies about other men's wives to yourself.
None of the above with a special Nnnnooooooo for number 5 a-la Dr. Cox from Scrubs.well?? is it?
1.you're back together?
2.she pregnant?
3.she called you at 2am to let you know she just banged your best friend?
4.shes dead?
5.Laura came over and you two had great but violent sex?
I should have changed my f-ing lockIf I knew you'd be back
I'd have changed the fvckin' locks
~ Cake
Are you Manimal's father by any chance?I should have changed my f-ing lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Your house will be burned down when you get home.She did have a friend come by who said shed get her stuff while Im at work today.
Im taking my dog and my fall guy to work today. Those are the only 2 things I care about.
Admittedly, the break up method and timing could hardly have been more callous, and the girl would justifiably be hurt. I would hope she'd have more self-respect than to give you very much thought after the way you demonstrated that you have no respect for her.
If you had any decency, you'd take a day or afternoon off work, load her things in your car, and take them to her location of choice. Apologize for being an insensitive knucklehead with no sense of timing or impulse-control, and tell her that you're simply at a selfish point in your life and need space, ask her to forgive you and move on. Tell it will be easiest if you have no contact at all for at least a month. It will be tempting to take the late-night call, or even to MAKE the late-night call. It will only make things worse, and prolong the pain. Tell her this too. Remind her to take time to heal, maybe visit her family. Then, prefaced with, "I know this is awkward, but..." ask her for the key back.
That is how you get your key back and minimize the trauma. It takes balls. You up for it?
Wow. I don't think I've ever had experience with anyone so vindictive as to actually damage property just to be mean or vengeful.
Is it really common to know people like this? (Maybe I've just blocked out the memory...)
Apart from a psycho next-door neighbor growing up, I don't think I've spent time with really mean people. But it seems the consensus here is that you should expect people to behave in a vindictive manner. I'm somewhat shocked by this.
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Admittedly, the break up method and timing could hardly have been more callous, and the girl would justifiably be hurt. I would hope she'd have more self-respect than to give you very much thought after the way you demonstrated that you have no respect for her.
If you had any decency, you'd take a day or afternoon off work, load her things in your car, and take them to her location of choice. Apologize for being an insensitive knucklehead with no sense of timing or impulse-control, and tell her that you're simply at a selfish point in your life and need space, ask her to forgive you and move on. Tell it will be easiest if you have no contact at all for at least a month. It will be tempting to take the late-night call, or even to MAKE the late-night call. It will only make things worse, and prolong the pain. Tell her this too. Remind her to take time to heal, maybe visit her family. Then, prefaced with, "I know this is awkward, but..." ask her for the key back.
That is how you get your key back and minimize the trauma. It takes balls. You up for it?
Which state? I'm hoping you're in Rhode Island and not Texas.Further updates. Shes driving cross state to spend some time with her family.
Which state? I'm hoping you're in Rhode Island and not Texas.
I disagree. A real man can "man up" and do the things that terrify him, because it's what has to be done (this goes for women too, don't get me wrong). The bonus is you not only show respect for others this way, but you increase your own self-respect.OK. So I can agree this is great advice and in a perfect world those would be the words Id use. However, being a man the testosterone in my body prevents me from being as delicate and caring as you...
what she said.I disagree. A real man can "man up" and do the things that terrify him, because it's what has to be done (this goes for women too, don't get me wrong). The bonus is you not only show respect for others this way, but you increase your own self-respect.
Sadly, people seem to have stopped teaching this.
Point taken. In retrospect I do wish I could have done things better but it just didn't turn out that way. Im not an expert at relationships, but I can ride pretty well.I disagree. A real man can "man up" and do the things that terrify him, because it's what has to be done (this goes for women too, don't get me wrong). The bonus is you not only show respect for others this way, but you increase your own self-respect.
Sadly, people seem to have stopped teaching this.
Point taken. In retrospect I do wish I could have done things better but it just didn't turn out that way. Im not an expert at relationships, but I can ride pretty well.
I just knew it had to end it because everyday I didnt love her and spent with her would end up hurting her more in the end.
I stand by my previous post ....OK. So I can agree this is great advice and in a perfect world those would be the words Id use. However, being a man the testosterone in my body prevents me from being as delicate and caring as you.
Further updates. Shes driving cross state to spend some time with her family.
I didn't think you felt sorry for anyoneNow that it seems she isn't crazy, I feel more sorry for her.
the world is going to implode in 5... 4... 3...Now that it seems she isn't crazy, I feel more sorry for her.
I know you all wanted to see my place in flames or my bikes in the street, but shes a good girl.This is a crappy ending to this story
No bro, you're a moron. There's a time and a place to do that, and with her lying in YOUR bed, on YOUR turf really isn't the place to do it.I know you all wanted to see my place in flames or my bikes in the street, but shes a good girl.
As for the hate, I really cant figure that out. Im not a bad dude and I do care about her feelings. I just couldnt articulate the right words at the right time, but thats hardly the worst thing I could of done.
BaileyI disagree. A real man can "man up" and do the things that terrify him, because it's what has to be done (this goes for women too, don't get me wrong). The bonus is you not only show respect for others this way, but you increase your own self-respect.
Sadly, people seem to have stopped teaching this.
WTF?No bro, you're a moron. There's a time and a place to do that, and with her lying in YOUR bed, on YOUR turf really isn't the place to do it.
Dumbass.
Preferred to and actually done is a different story.WTF?
He said he would've preferred to do it differently, lay off.
Aye, haven't we all screwed it up sometime?WTF?
He said he would've preferred to do it differently, lay off.