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HardtailHack

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EDIT- I was sorta lost for a little bit, I knew where I was geographically but wasn't really sure how I got there so I pretended I was a Nascar driver and just kept turning left until I found the bike path.
Ended up as an hour and a half ride and was almost sober when I got home.
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HardtailHack

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Why are you posting your dick pics here? :D
It's the only social media I have and I find dick drawings to be quite funny, the other day there was a pickup just up the road with a few cocks and balls drawn on the tailgate in surf wax, made me giggle.

 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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Prickly pear, fuck that stuff!
And palms too, cut about ten little ones down today, bats spread the seed everywhere.
 

iRider

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2008
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Ridden a new trail to me. Pretty good, besides the use of too much gravel...and an uphill rock garden (it is a XC-ish trail though)!!! :eek:
But some pretty creative trail routing. I like.

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canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
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Woooo no bugs. Found some rox :)

Tied my phone to a tree with another tree and grabbed this. Fun spot. A good depiction of my bike prior to be clobbered by my fatass.












Some roots?




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I need to drive up here and ride this shit more. So much fun, but it beats the heck out of ya (it's flat or uphill). But so damn good for the bike skills.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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Cut my knee bad, slipped on a wet roof and my knee went into the side of the trail. Must have been a sharp rock, cut down to the bone .
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canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
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Well we misjudged how hot it was and ran out of water (I gave my bottle to the girlfriend). Luckily we ended up on some back country road behind the ski resort and found a working garden hose at what is clearly a winter ski home.

But cool new trails, the dirt was lovely. And clearly not travelled too much, so all that juicy top loam stuff was still there offering great grip. Different rocks here, much more unfriendly to the tires.






Mmm fresh dirt.
 

HardtailHack

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One day I decided I needed a 4000 lumen light, I really didn't, and the beam pattern is made to blind people coming in the other direction. I wish Light and Motion made lights with decent mounts coz their beam pattern is awesome and their wave mode instead of flash is so much less annoying to others, but the rubber band strap type mount sucks the D!
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canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
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Roasting hot here today. Good ride. I guess it's too hot for everyone, I was the only biker out there.

Did find two very lost individuals and pointed them back towards where they parked. Hopefully they listened to my directions.


Someone made some new signs out of stainless, very nice.


 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
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In hell. Welcome!
Roasting hot here today. Good ride. I guess it's too hot for everyone, I was the only biker out there.

Did find two very lost individuals and pointed them back towards where they parked. Hopefully they listened to my directions.


Someone made some new signs out of stainless, very nice.


So what's Euro trash like? (apart from featuring a car carcass made in Mexico)
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
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So what's Euro trash like? (apart from featuring a car carcass made in Mexico)
Sarcasm and whatnot aside, is that term offensive?

I get where the name came from but....


As for the trail, pretty Mellow and buggy.. it's too bad a horse appears to have post holed it when wet.