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the random thought thread
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Why are humans the only species that has to wipe their ass?
Persian whores started the practice of cleaning their customers and the Roman wives picked up on the tradition. We evolved as bipeds more likely...
Join the flat earth society!
We have members all around the globe!
We have members all around the globe!
To all the girls I've ghosted, it was you, not me.
...does anyone even have a purple mattress?
I almost bought one... I went with a Nectar instead. Very happy with it. Id be happier with a Rootbeer mattress though.
Who had the idea of selling Mochi ice cream in Whole Foods? 
Someone smart... mmmm mochi balls...Who had the idea of selling Mochi ice cream in Whole Foods?
Melts in your pocket FYIWho had the idea of selling Mochi ice cream in Whole Foods?
How it is that dump trucks can have a sign saying they are not responsible for broken windshields? Can simply posting a disclaimer like that absolve you of all responsibility? Or is the random discharge of debris from an improperly secured load considered an "Act of God"?
My "Chuck it in the pressure cooker" experiment has been progressing well. Poultry has produced the best results so far.
Why do people holding babies always change the tone of their voice up a few octaves and repeat their stupid baby talk over and over again in the baby's face?
Because it annoys the shit out of these annoying little shits.
Why go big when you could go home?
As I was puling away from the pump I saw a guy smoking while pumping gas. Gah people are stupid.
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Saw someone who had decorated their house with a skeleton spider. Pretty stupid as all you see with a normal spider is their skeleton.
Why does toilet paper come in squares? Does anybody not use at least 2 at a time? Why not perforate into rectangular sections?
My Dad was pretty ambivalent to cycling and my interest in it. He always stated to everyone how big of a waste of time it was. Back in the day I was kind a racer boy. Going through my dads stuff I found a paper box marked Jim's Bikes stuff. Inside are a bunch of pictures of me crossing various finish lines. I have never seen any of these pics. I can't even fathom how he got them. Pics from Bethel Maine, Providence Rhode Island, London Ontario, Trexlertown PA. I am not sure how he got them. The pics of my Mom at Great Glenn and Mt Washington. Fucking crazy.... His little notes on the pics are very hard for me to fathom. Going through my Dads stuff has been rather difficult. Stuff that is not easy to compute. DVD's of me playing Hockey and Boxing when I was a kid. Pics of bikes. Pics of Clark Street Boston. Pictures of the bike shops I worked at. Pictures of buildings I lived in.
Adult dodge ball is stupid. I feel awful when I make people cry. Its just wrong. Those stupid balls make it so easy.... The effort never matches the velocity? How can that be?
First you need special bottle nipples that force them to bite as hard as possible to get milk, then a little dental surgery to give them sharp enough teeth, a few days without food, and then an emphatic yes.
Pressure cookers are freaking awesome. Look up the Chipotle barbacoa beef recipe and throw that in the pressure cooker.
They cannot chew and swallow with efficiency. Blender operation training is problematic. So no...
But what if one of them is Russian? Also I’m talking ten month olds with teeth. And not like a cage match winner eats all kinda baby eating a baby. Well I’m not limiting us to that, cause that’s what I want. Like you could put baby in a baby food jar and spoon feed it cold, though I’m sure baby is more palatable when it’s warm. There’s options, but you think “no” and that’s ok in 2017.
Baby Logic = Labrador retriever... Feedcentric mammals....
I hope I’m just too drunk to get that.
NCIS is going to shut us down with talk like this...
Ketchup is an interesting product. It makes good foods taste bad, and bad foods taste good.
