the random thought thread
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I've been masturbating so much that now nothing comes out but a whistle.
Well iMessage is a lot more useful than I thought it was gonna be.
Assocations and Trustee Liability for Assocations and Trusts that change their fricken names every 5 bleeding minutes and want all their entities under one policy and present financials under old and new names with revised financials and declares a claim notification for contract award without tendering BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‎"Ladies first" is just a nice way of saying "Let me look at your butt while you walk in front of me"
It's all sh!ts & giggles until someone giggles & sh!ts!
Farting is your bum referring to itself in the turd person
Farting is your bum referring to itself in the turd person
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Why do women say "I have an upset tummy", when in reality they just burned the enamel off the porcelain?
It seem more appropriate to say "Sorry about that, I think I have dysentary".
It seem more appropriate to say "Sorry about that, I think I have dysentary".
just sneezed out a huge snot bubble in front of a client, so I panicked, sucked it back up my nose, and yelled "TA-DA!". Good save?
um hell yes!!!!!
No words, just +rep!
I just spit out my taco. Hiiiiiiiiilarious.
How do vampires shave if their reflection doesn't show up in the mirror?!?
Hmmm...I heard from a flight instructor friend that the pilot in the Redbull A-Star is in hot water now for some "poor judgment" as pilot-in-command......I can see that.....
Anyone for Bass fishing?
I never catch any Bass except for Smallies. Way more Jumbo Yellow Perch and Walleyes here. Walleyes are fun to catch and are much tastier. Lake Erie has the best Bass fishing anywhere, except you can only eat 3 fish a month, Lake Ontario is clean so you can eat as many Perch as you can catch. I eat Perch 3 nights a week.
Perch is my next fav out here.... we get two to three pound redears regularly
We throw back Sunnies as they are to much work to fillet. I can't do it. You would not believe how good the fishing is here. Trout, Salmon, Turtles, we got it all.
apple tv is fvcking awesome.
I went OTB on a ride last weekend and stuck my arms out to protect my gorgeous face. Of course my forearm landed right on a pointy rock. Hurt like a MFer. Swelling has gone down completely and I can now feel a small piece of bone floating around that chipped of my radius. Awesome.
I haven't felt to good since I crashed yesterday. I think if I feel the same tomorrow I will go to the Doctor.
And you're not even that pretty.
My momma begs to differ.
Liam Neeson is such a badass in Taken. And not that over-the-top James Bond sort of badass either........it's the plausible type of badass.
Yo momma thinks I'm waaaaaaaay better looking...if you know what I mean.
I find mayday on discovery very reassuring. I really do.
Were has the common sense in the world gone....
1.2GB update downloading on my PS3 right now for GT5. Pressed the input button one more time and started playing Xbox while I'm waiting for the update. I beat the system. 
Should I encourage people with "Salt Life" stickers on their car to commit seppuku?
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I know that 30 is the new 20 or whatever, but I wish that my body would take impacts/heal like it did when I was 20...
Never will the casings be 1" short of depth again. Ever.
Don't worry, it gets worse.
So is the word lenticular.
standing alto lenticular to be exact
Cankers are the fvcking devil.
i wonder if people will be annoyed if i post all my white people problems pics in separate posts in the random pic thread
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