the random thought thread
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come and get me.
Crate 4 did not weigh 488 pounds.
Ask your Mom where she got them?
The handles?
i will when she's done bangin' your mom
Dead for 8 years and she wasn't a lesbian like your Mom
that only explains one of the smells
A kid I grew up with has died. He was 47. Massive heart attack while taking a ****. He was my only Canadian friend that lived here in the States. Howie was a good kid. His funeral is in Barrie and I am not currently allowed in Canada. His brother is so pissed at me right now....
Not allowed in Canada? Backstory? But seriously, sorry to hear about your friend.
Watching what were total strangers a day ago pack up and drive off with your stuff is hard...
Watching what were total strangers a day ago pack up and drive off with your stuff is hard...
i want more deets on the toilet story.. ill have to make sure to take deep breaths from now on.
a friend knows a guy who blacks out when he pushes too hard. turns out that "push" drops your blood pressure, and he has a larger than average pressure drop. he found out when he woke up to his girl trying to revive him on the bathroom floor.
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After my stroke the doctor warned me about pushing to hard.
I was born in Canada to an American and a Canadian. In order for me to secure Social Security, and obtain my Pilots License I had to formally renounce my Canadian Citizenship once and for all. I had thought I had already completed the process. The Canadian are not the problem. US Border patrol won't let me back in....
ask your doctor if pushing is right for you.
side-effects, while infrequent, include . . .
I still want to know how he knew....ask your doctor if pushing is right for you.
side-effects, while infrequent, include . . .
Creeper atthe laundramat is watching porn on his tablet. Gonna have to do something about this
^ You want a porn tablet of your own ?
I can sit here and hear nothing. I have some awesome privacy right here in the middle of the city. It's awesome.
Rosacamisafotos
I lost my data entry intern wench the other day. Now I'm falling behind on data entry. But, my sanity level has gone way up. Even just watching her walking around annoys me. Man oh man is she annoying.
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Same time?
let's just say i put the cart *in* the horse
I hate when people get out of jail and try to friend you on FB, even though you never visited them in jail.
right out of the sopranos....gigi died on the sh!tter...
When we were little kids we used to play with match box cars for hours in his back yard. His sister was the neighborhood bully and hated me. I don't know why as I was always nice to her. Now that I have a lot of money she is very nice to me. Phug her...
Greg or Howie was a pig farmer. His family was very influential Polish family. I just thought of him as an ordinary guy. My friend. It turns out he was very generous to my family in my absence. I didn't really know him as a adult that well. I regret that. One less person who now has my back.....
If it helps, I never had your back
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I am pretty sure you're on your own and have no idea what that means.
My neighbor is a peeping tom. Caught him again tonight. WTF? He broke his wrist trying to get away from me.... Cops said they would arrest me for assault if I don't call them first?? I swear I didn't touch him... I am a cyclist, I can run farther and faster then the average criminal....
My Canadian friend, just texted me and said he duct taped some chicks ass cheeks open and took her into the bush and beat her with his truck antenna.
she asked if he would molest her.
we're both at a loss for the next step. I suggested stun gunning her labia, her thought about macing them.
she asked if he would molest her.
we're both at a loss for the next step. I suggested stun gunning her labia, her thought about macing them.
So we just hosted dinner for two of my daughters little friends, who were apparently, raised by wolves. Last time I saw/heard so much open mouthed cud chewing, was on a Central Valley dairy. 
****in' stoners, was asked to look after a dog for a day, two days have passed and nothing from zee stoners. Just had to run this poor animal at 11:30pm because he is tearing their yard up and keeping the neighborhood awake, **** stoners and their she'll be right attitude.
Cool, time to buy a stripper coat then start doin' the windmill, you won't see him for a while coz he'll be batting himself into oblivion.