I often fantasize about winning the lottery. But being that I am too cheap to pay $2 for a Powerball ticket, I check the winning numbers just to make sure none of the numbers that I would have played come up. I always feel relieved when they don't.
the random thought thread
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I just did my first ride of the season. That is all.
Where I am from 13 year old kids murder 13 year old kids. That bothers me. I find it confusing that most folks can't grasp that.
ahh nothing better that the smell of good BBQ drifting through the neighborhood
Two things I learned being a parent:
1) A family with gay parents is not difficult to explain to your child
2) A school shooting is
1) A family with gay parents is not difficult to explain to your child
2) A school shooting is
I have a basement below my apartment. I can cut a hole in my floor and build the bitch out.
How much of a burn out do you have to be to request Bob Dylan?
My old house is for sale again. How I'd love to buy it back....
Can you?
Realistically, no. Not unless court goes exceptionally well on Thursday.....
But I'd love to get my kids' home back
Good luck......
I swear I had no idea that Peanut butter could go bad. I eat very little Peanut Butter. I do not keep a log of when I bought things. Mustard and Hot Sauce never go bad.
I wish DirtMcGirk was still around. Miss that fat bastard...
And suddenly, after all that work, poof, it's gone...
That's what she said
I threw out all my Peanut Butter. I was unsure whether it was safe.
Coors, for those times when you want your beer to taste like it has been strained though your kidneys
No I am not sure of anything to be honest.....
I'm alive. Thought I'd do a little light reading and check on your aces.
Apparently today is World Goth Day. Not sure if they are celebrating or just depressed at the world as usual.
Well why'd you book it so early then silly goose?
Wouldn't that equal mass suicide day if they do a "celebration"?
because it is Ryanair. SO cheap and uncomfortable!
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Truth is I barely ride bikes. I am a terrible shot. And I suck at guitar. Seriously bad at guitar. The Racing Honda really isn't a Race Car. I just drive it like one...
Bored driving on the left hand drive, found another car right hand drive. Import law is month year 25 years after no froo froo from the gov. I take the car from England that came from Japland. It has only year on title you see. Sea faring boats begin your generator this is going to be a cold one.
i have a scotch tape dispenser in my cubicle at work. it gets used so rarely that it is dusty. if it were just a scotch dispenser, that would be a different story.
Based on what gnarly scents my dog seems to prefer, I may start marketing dog colognes like "Rancid Dead Bird Musk", "Fetid Cat Box Body Spray", and "Eau de Dumpster". I bet people would buy it.
One of my co-workers had me try some beef jerky that the flavor was "volcano". I'm slightly regretting that decision. It feels like a volcano is rumbling in my stomach at the moment but I don't think it's going to erupt from my mouth.
It keeps saying it;s going to rain. Why won't it rain? Rain already! So I can stop doing yardwork!
You can post on RM while doing yard work? Who here have you kidnapped and enslaved to master that ability?
I'm on a break. The mosquitoes are coming out now. So....I'm done for the day.
And my elbow hurts. I did something to it skiing. Not sure how, but I think I got a little off balance and then somehow corrected it by dragging my pole and sort of "pushing off" of it. My elbow has been sore ever since. It's the one I broke in 2001. Anyone remember that thread? It's gone now.
You bring shame upon us. Buck up and go out and finish your yard work princess. If you keep coddling yourself you will further disappoint us and we will have to ban you. Now get back out there and make us proud skippy....