[Westy]

http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-rick-santorum-still-waiting-go-ahead-go-52185

 

[jimmydean]

Cruz stole Iowa

Two days after finishing second to Ted Cruz in the Iowa caucuses, Donald Trump is accusing the Texas senator of fraud and demanding that either a “new election” take place in the Hawkeye State or that its results be “nullified.”

“Ted Cruz didn’t win Iowa, he stole it,” Trump tweeted on Wednesday. “That is why all of the polls were so wrong and why he got far more votes than anticipated. Bad!”

 

[stevew]

hillary might come out from behind debbie wasserman schulz skirt for more debates...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

http://observer.com/2016/01/poor-little-rich-boy/

 

[stevew]

Cruz stole Iowa

bernie thinks hillary stole iowa....still unsure about her email problem....

 

[jimmydean]

bernie thinks hillary stole iowa....still unsure about her email problem....

When the margin is 5 folks, I could see that being a question of math.

 

[stevew]

When the margin is 5 folks, I could see that being a question of math.

or maybe Iowa could drag itself into the 21st century...

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-rick-santorum-still-waiting-go-ahead-go-52185

The Lord hath spoken

 

[jimmydean]

We are governed by GOD, not the Constitution you jackasses.

“We are clearly called, in the Bible, to adhere to our civil authorities, but that conflicts with also a requirement to adhere to God’s rules. When those two come in conflict, God’s rules always win. In essence, if we are ever ordered by a government authority to personally violate and sin, violate God’s law and sin, if we’re ordered to stop preaching the gospel, if we’re ordered to perform a same-sex marriage as someone presiding over it, we are called to ignore that. We cannot abide by that because government is compelling us to sin.”

 

[jimmydean]

or maybe Iowa could drag itself into the 21st century...

Like install electronic voting machines? That should fix everything.

 

[Westy]

We are governed by GOD, not the Constitution you jackasses.

All the leading repubs are fucking nut jobs. Hate to say it but the more I find out about these guys the more I think that Trump would be better than Cruz, Rubio or Carson.

 

[jimmydean]

All the leading repubs are fucking nut jobs. Hate to say it but the more I find out about these guys the more I think that Trump would be better than Cruz, Rubio or Carson.

And that right there is what scares me the most.

 

[stevew]

Like install electronic voting machines? That should fix everything.

sooooooo......feats of strength to decide?

 

[jimmydean]

sooooooo......feats of strength to decide?

 

[jimmydean]

Can a brother get a clap?

Mr. Bush finished a fiery riff about protecting the country as commander in chief — “I won’t be out here blowharding, talking a big game without backing it up,” he said — and was met with total silence.

“Please clap,” he said, sounding defeated.

The crowd laughed — and then, finally, clapped.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Can a brother get a clap?

Do you think Jeb and W still have to sit at the kids table during thanksgiving dinner?

 

[jimmydean]

Do you think Jeb and W still have to sit at the kids table during thanksgiving dinner?

 

[Beef Supreme]

The Lord hath spoken

God: "Rick, run for president."

Later...

God: "LOL. I can't believe you keep falling for this. You're such a dope."

 

[Toshi]

God: "Rick, run for president."

Later...

God: "LOL. I can't believe you keep falling for this. You're such a dope."

God is an asshole, eh

 

[FSM]

God is an asshole, eh

Hey, I give as good as Rick has ever given. Frothy has to pay the piper.

 

[jonKranked]

Can a brother get a clap?

this is what happens when you resort to paying people to show up. should have at least had the "applaud" light like they do for TV studio audiences.

 

[jackalope]

I know most of you freedom-haters laughed at Trump's Taj-MaWall idea, but this is what happens when you don't have Jack Nicholson/Manimal on that wall -

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-shows-el-jefe-only-known-us-jaguar-roaming-arizona-mountains/

Thanks Obummer, not only do we have a giant polka dotted cat roaming around the wilds of AZ, its a damn Mexican gato who probably hasn't paid one cent into Social Security.

 

[jimmydean]

this is what happens when you resort to paying people to show up. should have at least had the "applaud" light like they do for TV studio audiences.

A laugh track would have been more appropriate.

 

[jonKranked]

A laugh track would have been more appropriate.

they could have just gotten mannequins to fill the seats

 

[Westy]

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/high-profile-backer-cant-name-any-rubio-accomplishments?cid=sm_fb_maddow

lulz

The only thing these tea-tards have ever done is prevent any progress, and shut down the government.

 

[jonKranked]

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/high-profile-backer-cant-name-any-rubio-accomplishments?cid=sm_fb_maddow

lulz

The only thing these tea-tards have ever done is prevent any progress, and shut down the government.

"he took my money and made it disappear. Magic!"

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/high-profile-backer-cant-name-any-rubio-accomplishments?cid=sm_fb_maddow

lulz

The only thing these tea-tards have ever done is prevent any progress, and shut down the government.

If you lost to Mitt Romney, you're opinion doesn't count anyway.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I know most of you freedom-haters laughed at Trump's Taj-MaWall idea, but this is what happens when you don't have Jack Nicholson/Manimal on that wall -

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-shows-el-jefe-only-known-us-jaguar-roaming-arizona-mountains/

Thanks Obummer, not only do we have a giant polka dotted cat roaming around the wilds of AZ, its a damn Mexican gato who probably hasn't paid one cent into Social Security.

Trump should personally demand to see El Jefe's papers before entering the US.

 

[jackalope]

Trump should personally demand to see El Jefe's papers before entering the US.

Oof, that'd be one nasty hairball.

 

[StiHacka]

Hillary has the look and feel of a former NY senator who really likes subarus.

 

[Westy]

 

[jackalope]

I see the visual similarity, but the guy on the right is substantially smarter (and 'Murrikin)

 

[Westy]

I see the visual similarity, but the guy on the right is substantially smarter (and 'Murrikin)

And more likeable. Word on the street is that everyone who comes into contact with Cruz hates him. Could be his demise if he becomes successful enough that he will have to engage with more than talking points.

 

[stoney]

If you lost to Mitt Romney, you're opinion doesn't count anyway.

Dude

 

[stoney]

I like how she found a way to make it look like Bernie's anti-establishment position was an attack on her. Also, I don't think I've ever actually heard some get booed in a debate before.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Dude

Grammar Nazi is the only job @SkaredShtles still has. Don't take that from him.

 

[jonKranked]

I like how she found a way to make it look like Bernie's anti-establishment position was an attack on her. Also, I don't think I've ever actually heard some get booed in a debate before.

her comment was "you will not find that I ever changed a view or a vote because of any donation I ever received."

you've gotta read between the lines on that though. i'm sure that's a true statement, she just knew what her views should be from the beginning without her corporate overlords having to explicitly tell her, or tell her after the fact.

 

[stoney]

her comment was "you will not find that I ever changed a view or a vote because of any donation I ever received."

you've gotta read between the lines on that though. i'm sure that's a true statement, she just knew what her views should be from the beginning without her corporate overlords having to explicitly tell her, or tell her after the fact.

According to Elizabeth Warren, when they had a private meeting about one of the nasty consumer credit bills when Bill was still president, she was adamant about doing the right thing for people. Once she was elected to congress in NY though, she voted for that same bill. I'm pretty sure that the majority of her constituents are not going to benefit from tighter, more feudal credit laws.

 

[Westy]

Grammar Nazi is the only job @SkaredShtles still has. Don't take that from him.

I thought he was still holding the position of Pretentious Cunt?

 

[Pesqueeb]

I thought he was still holding the position of Pretentious Cunt?

I guess that depends on how he's grinding his coffee these days.