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Not pulling any strings, I have been injured by a tampon

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MMike, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    ....but I'd rather not talk about it
     

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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  3. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Stan: Dude, what are we gonna do for New Year's Eve? It has to be awesome.
    Kyle: I know. It's probably gonna be the biggest night of our lives!
    MMike: [runs up] You guys! You guys! [pants] Guess what?
    Kyle: What, fatass?!
    MMike: I've become a man! I started puberty, you guys! [grins]
    Kenny: (…What?)
    Stan: No you didn't!
    MMike: Yes! I really did.
    Stan: How do you know?
    MMike: Well, because yesterday I got my period. [lets the words hang there for a moment]
    Kyle: You got your what?
    MMike: My period, you guys. You see, there comes a time in every child's life when they grow up and nature takes its course by having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month.
    Stan: You're making that up! [a woman steps out of a small building, and he addresses her] Miss Aliton, what's it mean to get a period?
    Miss Aliton: Well boys, ah-I don't think I can tell you. Ah-
    Stan: Please, it's important.
    Miss Aliton: Well, it's when puberty hits and you bleed, you know, down there. [points to the region]
    Kyle: Holy ****, dude! MMike's right! [Miss Aliton turns and walks away. The boys turn to face MMike]
    MMike: Well guys, I'm afraid I won't be able to hang out with you on New Year's Eve. I have to hang out with the older crowd because now, I'm ma-ture. [begins to dance away backwards] I got my period, and you guys didn't. I got my period, and you guys didn't. [skips out of view]
    Stan: Dude, MMike can't hit puberty before us.
    Kyle: Well, maybe we'll get ours soon, too. I'm gonna go and see if I'm bleeding out my ass.
    Kenny: (Me too.)

     
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  4. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    Well done, you've saved an otherwise useless thread! :clapping:
     
  5. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Oh come on!!! Pulling strings??? Tampon??

    If I didn't do it, someone else would have.......
     
  6. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    tag added.
     
  7. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    String theory. :rofl:
     
  8. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    You're the king of subtlety.

    Quick on the uptake, too.
     
  9. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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  10. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    ^^ that is AWESOME!
     
  11. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    :rofl: that's the funniest damn thing I've seen this month!

    +rep! :thumb: