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Jm_

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Jan 14, 2002
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The one and only time I ever taxied an aircraft at ORD I got the ATC equivalent of absolutely screamed at for not pulling ALL THE WAY up to the hold short line, and I was WAY closer than 56 feet. I just can't imagine that this isn't also what's expected at an airport as busy as ATL. You should be far enough forward for the hold short line to not be visible directly underneath the nose of the aircraft.

I'll betcha a sixer that the final report says that both ground traffic controller and the Airbus driver should have both been like, "look at this stupid asshole", but will place most of the blame on the 900 crew.
Yep, and good on that controller at ORD, but in most cases they aren't watching everything that closely or can't even see everything that fine. It's not without precedent:

 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding past the morgue.
Yep, and good on that controller at ORD, but in most cases they aren't watching everything that closely or can't even see everything that fine. It's not without precedent:

Ground was watching probably because I asked for a progressive taxi and said I was unfamiliar with the airport. Dude was pissed, but he didn't tell me to write down a phone number when it was all over. :rofl:

That 700 was one of ours. It was back in service a couple months later. They rebuilt damn near the entire tail.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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They do, but they are an option. Probably need to get the moon roof and infotainment package to get them.


Key words, "An optional extra". And while I was aware of the few examples that exist (I wrote a paper on them back in school advocating to get them on the crash recorder data), just think about the absolute huge fleets of things like A-320s and B-737s without, world-wide.

Hell, put em in your door plugs...
 

DaveW

Space Monkey
Jul 2, 2001
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The bunker at parliament
The one and only time I ever taxied an aircraft at ORD I got the ATC equivalent of absolutely screamed at for not pulling ALL THE WAY up to the hold short line, and I was WAY closer than 56 feet. I just can't imagine that this isn't also what's expected at an airport as busy as ATL. You should be far enough forward for the hold short line to not be visible directly underneath the nose of the aircraft.

I'll betcha a sixer that the final report says that both ground traffic controller and the Airbus driver should have both been like, "look at this stupid asshole", but will place most of the blame on the 900 crew.

Friend of yours?

 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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That is NOT normal behavior. That guy needs another job.

The art of demanding attention in the air without turning into that guy is a fine one indeed. Some of the most professionally scathing dressing downs I've ever heard on a radio were delivered in a very calm, very deliberate manner without the slightest hint of aggravation and EVERYONE on the frequency knew that the recipient was in professional deep shit.

Give "Kennedy Steve" a google if you want to hear an absolute legend at work
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Not sure if I should put this here, or in the corporations thread, but it looks like Boeing is trying to hire scabs.
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I got two different phone calls on top of this email all in the last hour.

:rofl:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I wouldn't go to Wichita for 100 an hour. Certainly not contract work, and definitely not to get my knees broken by a union machinist. Besides, my last aviation job, was my last aviation job.

I hope the union breaks Boeing.

Boeing strike is local to the PNW.

Textron however...


Clearly nO OnE wAnTs tO wOrK AnYmOr3!11!
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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pilots should have informed ATC that their ILS system didn't autotune

ATC should have informed pilots that their shit was apparently broken in that they were approaching the wrong runway

at least nothing untoward happened as ATC at least confirmed that there was no traffic conflict on the wrong runway after all
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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Transylvania 90210
Duckworth said airlines routinely damage her own wheelchairs and others. In fact, Duckworth says they broke 892 wheelchairs in a single month last year. "Imagine if the American public saw that the airlines broke 892 pairs of legs in a single month. There would be hue and cry, but there hasn't been."
 

Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
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Excellent
My last wishes are to be turned into a designer skin suit.

I would like the rest of my body to be scattered over the city...

but not cremated.
Hard to get that really efficient spread of biomaterials without pre-shredding I feel. You need to be atomised with a propellant.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,330
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Sleazattle
Hard to get that really efficient spread of biomaterials without pre-shredding I feel. You need to be atomised with a propellant.
No reason to rule out pre-processing. I was thinking something along the lines of freeze and mill, like the visible woman, dump frozen meat swarf from a helicopter.


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gonefirefightin

free wieners
In iraq I had an A-10 assist with a 4-5 man element in the middle of a 10ish acre orchard, he could see them on thermals and asked what ordinance. I replied "dealers choice." he mag dumped all the willie pete he had, and it was the most horrifying thing to witness from several hundred yards away.
 

Jm_

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Jan 14, 2002
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In iraq I had an A-10 assist with a 4-5 man element in the middle of a 10ish acre orchard, he could see them on thermals and asked what ordinance. I replied "dealers choice." he mag dumped all the willie pete he had, and it was the most horrifying thing to witness from several hundred yards away.
Lucky you didn't get smoked. I've read a lot of accounts of them dropping ordinance on friendlies and in the wrong spot in Iraq...stuff that you'd think would have been a thing of the past, but evidently not.
 

Changleen

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In iraq I had an A-10 assist with a 4-5 man element in the middle of a 10ish acre orchard, he could see them on thermals and asked what ordinance. I replied "dealers choice." he mag dumped all the willie pete he had, and it was the most horrifying thing to witness from several hundred yards away.
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