[bohorec]

I'm going to install fox 40 on my fr hardtail

 

[bohorec]

It will probably be the radest bike in the universe then.

 

[gsweet]

I do kinda want an answer to this. It wasn't a rhetorical question.

All I know is that the song was originally titled "Knowing She Would", but due to puritanical England being, well, puritanical and prude, it was changed to "Norwegian Wood". I'd imagine John would have been pretty pissed to not have gotten any and being made to sleep in the bathtub, so yea...burned the bitch down.

 

[MMike]

I wonder if there's a world record holder for "most failed attempts at breaking a world record".

 

[$tinkle]

carrots & coffee/cocoa make for an awful p.m. snack

 

[MMike]

While Thompson's Water seal does a great job at protecting wood, I now have 1/4" od standing/beaded water on my deck for like two days after it rains.

 

[$tinkle]

a sure indicator of second rate defense contractors is to contract them through an outfit w/ some variation of the word "tech" in its name

next-tech
aerotech
tech one
innotech
teknovation

 

[Dox]

At first I was scared to become addicted to weed but my friend told me I had nothing to worry about. There will always be enough weed.

 

[lovebunny]

"from the wigs
to the fake eyes
to the fake nails
down to the toes
hahaha we luv dez hoez!"

 

[I.van]

If
• all cars become electric; and
• Thin film solar technology ends up on the windows of office buildings
would the owners of those buildings build so many "pay to charge" carparks to earn profit from the collected solar energy, that parking in cities would never be a problem again?

 

[MMike]

I just took my pants off at my desk

 

[Pete..]

Dirty children are not cute

 

[CastleMaster]

Why can't I get my motorcycle running for more than 3 seconds?

 

[MMike]

Frogs are stupid. In the past week I've removed 2-5 dead frogs from my pool skimmer every morning. I just toss them into my neighbour's yard.

 

[$tinkle]

Frogs are stupid. In the past week I've removed 2-5 dead frogs from my pool skimmer every morning. I just toss them into my neighbour's yard.

this should get its own thread: it's got evolution, home ownership, math, classism, & canadian spelling, all rolled into a quirky observation well suited for the sausage fest that is RM

 

[golgiaparatus]

In the UFC there are always people with condom depot ads on their asses... that seems strange to me, that the last place Id want a condom ad.

 

[Da Peach]

MC Hammer should do a cover of ABBA's "Thank you for the music". It would class up his image.

 

[MMike]

Frogs are stupid. In the past week I've removed 2-5 dead frogs from my pool skimmer every morning. I just toss them into my neighbour's yard.

2 yesterday, 5 today...

 

[$tinkle]

bjarne riis has really let himself go - he looks more like rutger hauer

 

[Da Peach]

I was driving along, I saw a truck that said "Triumph Plumbing" on the side. The very instant I read the word "Triumph", the guy on the news said the word "triumph".

Freaked me out, man.

 

[jimmydean]

I just toss them into my neighbour's yard.

Where do you think they came from?

 

[$tinkle]

last night, the waiter @ teh steakhouse "corrected" my pronunciation of demi-glace, as to rhyme w/ 'race'. in front of the women folk, no less.

as if.

i'm an anthony bourdain fanboi, & work w/ all manner of foreigners. and oh yeah, had a canadian girlfriend in the 6th grade.

 

[MMike]

of course it's glah-kee

 

[Da Peach]

of course it's glah-kee

as in, rhymes with:

 

[ire]

if I could fire him, I would

 

[$tinkle]

if i worked in china or india, would i smell like an applebee's to my co-workers?

 

[eaterofdog]

Just how many vaginas has this guy seen?

 

[JohnE]

Its bad when your pee smells like coffee, worse when your coffee smells like pee...

 

[Pesqueeb]

D.O.T. = medical marijuana buzz kills

 

[$tinkle]

i've never seen an ant on its back

 

[eaterofdog]

Oh God, that wasn't a raisin that I dropped.

 

[$tinkle]

if there's a news story about some random young chick getting killed in some sudden way, does anyone else here google image search her to see what you missed out on?

 

[Pesqueeb]

if there's a news story about some random young chick getting killed in some sudden way, does anyone else here google image search her to see what you missed out on?

Hooray your back!!!

























and yes I have.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Google Image search for "marauding hordes" is shockingly disappointing.

 

[CurbJumper]

"Dick's Sporting Goods' website is NOT dicks.com" <-- my mother calling me the other day to make sure I didn't go there to get gifts.

 

[Demomonkey]

if there's a news story about some random young chick getting killed in some sudden way, does anyone else here google image search her to see what you missed out on?

So much wrong.

 

[$tinkle]

this time of year, i poop w/ my laptop to keep warm.

 

[jdcamb]

I don't have random thoughts, Everything I do and say is coldly calculated for maximum reward and effect. I think my posts perfectly illustrate that?? Don't be jealous of my Stature... It makes you seem petty....

 

[$tinkle]

this is the driest my nipples have been in years

 

[MMike]

Ever let out such an enormous fart, that your waist size changes?