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AngryMetalsmith

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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
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Brain swabs done for me and Haley. Hannah is harder and Wifey has an irrational fear of the brain swab, so she's getting the spit test.

We told Haley that Wifey and I don't feel well, and are blaming the concert. She's sympathizing with the neighbor girls that they had to get tests too. In her mind, it puts the blame on us vs. their dad now if she gets sick - which I would much prefer.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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We told Haley that Wifey and I don't feel well, and are blaming the concert. She's sympathizing with the neighbor girls that they had to get tests too. In her mind, it puts the blame on us vs. their dad now if she gets sick - which I would much prefer.
your younger daughter might go for that, but your eldest is old enough that you shouldn't lie to her should tell her the truth.

i'm phrasing it this was as my son is old enough that something i'm trying to impress upon him (and my daughter too) is dealing with the truth (and facing any consequences), rather than sugar coating things to make it "easier" for him (or me). in this day and age i feel that honesty is a lesson for kids that's more important than ever, especially when it comes to having an accurate representation and understanding of reality.
 

stoney

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Normally we are totally transparent with her. This one we're turning back onto ourselves because there is a bunch of school stuff she's really excited about and likely to miss. We don't want her to blame him for this.

On a positive note, none of the girls or mom tested positive. And he's been in isolation since Monday morning.
 

Jm_

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Jan 14, 2002
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Brain swabs done for me and Haley. Hannah is harder and Wifey has an irrational fear of the brain swab, so she's getting the spit test.

We told Haley that Wifey and I don't feel well, and are blaming the concert. She's sympathizing with the neighbor girls that they had to get tests too. In her mind, it puts the blame on us vs. their dad now if she gets sick - which I would much prefer.
Damn, I haven't had a "brain swab" test since the very first test I had. Every test since then has been less and less and just swirling a swab without going for the cerebral cortex.
 

stoney

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Jul 26, 2006
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Damn, I haven't had a "brain swab" test since the very first test I had. Every test since then has been less and less and just swirling a swab without going for the cerebral cortex.
She only went about halfway to the brain - the tickle depth, not quite eye twitch depth.
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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We're already making the assumption that we have the plague.

You know how he got it? He went out to watch a football game at a bar on Saturday. You know who likes football? Fucking Trumpers.
i thought they did not watch football because blm....?
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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It is quite worrisome how many of these "super rare" breakthrough infections have emerged with people I know by now. Seems to be mainly J+J, but also one Biontech.

All the best @stoney et al.!!!!
the 90 year old couple across the street from my parents were a breakthrough case....
 

dump

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Now that the vaccines are officially approved by health canada, they have new names.

"Comirnaty, SpikeVax and Vaxzevria have replaced what we have come to know as the Pfizer, Moderna and AstraZeneca vaccines."

It sounds like a joke, but it is not. Say those name aloud, three times fast.
 

canadmos

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Now that the vaccines are officially approved by health canada, they have new names.

"Comirnaty, SpikeVax and Vaxzevria have replaced what we have come to know as the Pfizer, Moderna and AstraZeneca vaccines."

It sounds like a joke, but it is not. Say those name aloud, three times fast.
yeah really who got paid to come up with that? :rofl:

They couldn't do something like leave it or call them covid19 vax #1, 2, 3 etc?
 

jonKranked

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Now that the vaccines are officially approved by health canada, they have new names.

"Comirnaty, SpikeVax and Vaxzevria have replaced what we have come to know as the Pfizer, Moderna and AstraZeneca vaccines."

It sounds like a joke, but it is not. Say those name aloud, three times fast.
Ian The Innoculation
 

mandown

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Now that the vaccines are officially approved by health canada, they have new names.

"Comirnaty, SpikeVax and Vaxzevria have replaced what we have come to know as the Pfizer, Moderna and AstraZeneca vaccines."

It sounds like a joke, but it is not. Say those name aloud, three times fast.
Were Ballsweller and Impotencia already taken?
 

maxyedor

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Oct 20, 2005
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One of the best things to do in a bad situation is to simply remove yourself. Faucism for him, is now over.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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Friend Jason Kimball blames Tampa General Hospital for the 61-year-old’s death, alleging staff “illegally intubated” Prentice the day before he died. During a Sept. 13 Tampa City Council meeting, Kimball requested an investigation be launched. However, members of the City Council denied any wrongdoing or mistreatment from the hospital.
“My public comments are really going to be about Tampa General Hospital,” Kimball said at the council meeting. “There’s a dire situation going on right now... that I don’t think anyone is aware of, and I have firsthand knowledge of it. They’re intubating everyone entering Tampa General Hospital as a first line of action. They’re using fatality-treatment protocol, and I think that the city council really needs to do an investigation... They’re intubating people illegally... When you call 911 and you go to that hospital, you’re going into a bad situation.”
Trumper's shouldn't go to the hospital if they get sick with Covid. Perhaps a horse doctor.
 

mandown

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What’s with stories about wealthy folks going to the hospital to get trump-level treatment for infections? I’ve seen/heard a few (Joe Rogan and Penn of Penn & Teller) mention getting antibiotics and monoclonal antibodies, along with human sized doses of ivermectin.
1. I don’t know anything about monoclonal a antibodies. What’s the expected benefit?
2. Why antibiotics for a viral infection?
3. From a the NIH article I posted a few pages back, it sounded like there was no in vivo benefit of ivermectin identified, particularly at human level doses.

Without dismissing them as idiots, is there any good argument for any of those treatments? Or is just part of the “kitchen sink” they throw at you when you can afford the premium?
 

6thElement

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1. I don’t know anything about monoclonal a antibodies. What’s the expected benefit?
That's the best treatment to get even with mild symptoms before you get any worse.

Stupid Gov of FL is promoting that versus getting the vaccine. Despite it costing the federal gov ~$2k per dose instead of a $15 vaccine.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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That's the best treatment to get even with mild symptoms before you get any worse.

Stupid Gov of FL is promoting that versus getting the vaccine. Despite it costing the federal gov ~$2k per dose instead of a $15 vaccine.
Is the government covering covid treatment


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