post it when you find out."there are things you need to understand"
post it when you find out."there are things you need to understand"
There is always COWBELLIts only Tuesday and this could be the best thread of the week. You guys need to slow down or we wont have any reason to get on RM until next week.
Even if he wanted to...I don't think anyone wants a poster with holes rubbed in it where her boobs used to be...Pffft. You'd never part with it.
I see come break up sex cummingThe phone has cooled off since earlier. The texts say things like "dont ignore me" "there are things you need to understand" etc etc.
All I wanna do is lace up some wheels tonight and ride street tomorrow.
Maybe he knocked the bitch up?I see come break up sex cumming
No, that would make this entire thread reach a new level.OUCH now that would S U C K
And your reply"there are things you need to understand" etc etc.
Followed by:And your reply
"there are things about me you wouldn't understand, things about me you couldn't understand, things about me you shouldn't understand."
Im writing all this down.Followed by:
"when you're not around I wear women's panties and bite hookers on the back"
Six simple words: "I'm not gay. But I'll learn."Im writing all this down.
Speaking from experience Im assuming.Six simple words: "I'm not gay. But I'll learn."
Update: Ive gotten around 16 missed calls and as many texts.
I'd much rather just own a dog.look on the bright side, if she turns into a stalker you will have exciting and "sporting" days ahead of you.
I think he already succeeded at this with the first post.Be a cold heartless prick. It's the only way to break it clean.
No, he would have taken the key right then at 2am if he was doing this right.I think he already succeeded at this with the first post.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.I then got to hear her cry for the rest of the night because I couldnt get the cojones up to ask her to go home.
No, he would have taken the key right then at 2am if he was doing this right.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
I thought it was "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is"?Six simple words: "I'm not gay. But I'll learn."
No, just a tripwire on top of the stairs.Need a coat hanger?
mercenary style, I like....No, just a tripwire on top of the stairs.
Paging Doc. Martin. Doc. Martin to the bedroom for emergency abortion.No, just a tripwire on top of the stairs.
That's sig. worthy.A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
Why are you afraid of her husband? He's just an empty shell thanks to her.Are you suggesting I have a crush on Laura?
1. She's got boobs.
B. She's very cool.
If I wasn't so very happily married and afraid of her husband...
Yea, but not street, just the occasional XC ride.Did she ride with you?
You are the smartest man alive.Yea, but not street, just the occasional XC ride.
atleast you have "feelings"No, but I wish it did, then it wouldnt feel so bad kicking her to the curb!
With superglue in the lock, and the telephone dialed in to a phone porn service in Tokyo?Well that depends, is she a saint, or is she reacting like a typical female who has been dumped in a super lame way? Because I'm just saying, if it was me, I would help myself to destroying a few of your things and maybe even killing your cat before I left your f'in key under your f'in mat.
Or at least change his username to "The Penguin" or "The Riddler"Echo, you should now ban Boxxer